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Looking for unsolicited advice? Look no further! We’ve got opinions that even your mother wouldn’t venture to give you.
Need the unsugar-coated, cold-hard truth? Let us be honest. Our truths are saltier than the south pacific and harder than industrial-grade cement.
Got questions, in search of solutions? You’ve found the answer. We offer more answers, notions and hair-brained ideas than you’ll know what to do with.
Package includes:
- Enough advice, opinions, solutions and remedies to make your head spin
- One wall to bang your head against
- One dose of “Excedrin” (2 pills – store brand)
- One box of tissues (store brand)
BONUS! FOR AN UNLIMITED TIME – Got problems? Great! We’ll take your problems and, at a minimum, double them by identifying ones you may not have considered, didn’t want to think about, or didn’t want to admit could be real problems! All at NO additional charge*!
*Problem doubler comes free of charge, but the cost to you can range from psychological to physical, depending on how you deal with stress, and any additional costs incurred to actually deal with the new problems.