isms

criticism is feedback you don't learn from

Change is the only constant; this is all I know.

I scoff at standard in favor of the brilliant and beyond; knowing the limits only makes exceeding them more tempting.

Glass half empty? Pessimist. Glass half-full? Optimist. Fuck the glass, drink straight from the carton?   That's being a realist.

Let's not rebuild the wheel, lets simply put on some new tires, tighten the lug nuts, and maybe add some of those decorative spoke beads — neon for kicks.

Feel your feelings, whine a little if you need to, and move on.

Everyone poops.

If the ENTIRE world thinks you're doing it wrong... You're probably doing it wrong.

Happiness comes in small packages. Except when you shop at Costco. Then it comes in oversized sized bags of spinach and obnoxiously large bags of cheese that require chip clips to close.

I'm really good at manipulating the flow into thinking that I'm going with it.